No Zombies More Sleeping Pills

April 16, 2021

The other night something crazy happened.

I went to bed like normal. I thought I was sleeping OK and then the alarm went off. I jumped out of bed in my robe and hobbled quickly to the door. Now keep in mind all of this happened with a few seconds. I felt very concerned as I looked through the crack in the door.  I thought perhaps there was an intruder and then I saw a darkened figure move past the door! Lightning bolts of fear streaked through my mind!!! I slammed the door as hard as I could and was as frightened as you could be. Then I heard a voice say “What are you doing what’s going on what’s your problem? ” It was my wife, she was in the living room. I think I stubbed my big left toe in the process.

The baby has been crying upstairs and my wife was going to see what was wrong with her.  It was 2 AM and I had set the wrong alarm.  I didn’t set the regular “I’m at home in bed alarm” — I had set the “Nuclear fallout – zombies coming to get me alarm.” As fast as it is happened it was over, but now my heart was beating super hard in my chest and I felt really hot and sweaty.  I don’t know how I went back to sleep but I did. I hope my wife will forgive me and from now on I’m going to double check the alarm.  Lock doors, turn off lights, brush teeth, set regular alarm. I don’t want any nuclear fallout or zombies in my life.  No sir. I just wanna take things easy as I can and maybe sit in a chair and watch the clouds.  Dear God, please help me. I sure do need it some times.

see you real soon,
Kyle BlackCatTips Brooks

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