May 23, 2016
This blue green fella has two mouths. One is wide and the other is long. One can eat pie while the other one eats cake. One can speak to you while the other speaks to them. One tells mostly all truths and the other speaks many tall tales. One can whistle like a bird. The other barks like a dog. One can talk to squirrels and the other whistles for hogs.
Now, if I had two mouths I would tell you what I would do. I would chew gum with one and eat crackers with stew. I talk and holler and sing and shout. I would speak real quiet and then tell you what its about. I would hold my breathe with one and blow bubbles all at once. I could call up my friends and enemies on the phone at the same time. I could eat soup and a salad and drink some wine. I could eat with two forks cause I have two hands. I could learn Spanish and French and speak to a woman and a man.
But you see, I’d say two wrong things and get in trouble twice as much. I’d probably swear a lot and spit and even cuss. I would run off all my friends lickety-split. Ruining my reputation would be just the start of it. I would make YOU more angry than I already do. Then I would have no one to talk to with mouth #1 or mouth #2.
So, after thinking it over, I better just stick with my regular ol’ plain mouth that I have right now. I’ll just talk out of it, that’s the way I know how.
see you soon,
Kyle BlackCatTips Brooks
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