Fancy Black Equipment

April 26, 2014

Yesterday a film crew came by my studio. They were from the Portfolio Center. I sat on a stool and talked. They walked around and said “ACTION!” and things like that. I inspected their fancy black equipment from across the room. I had no makeup on. Perhaps it could have been a good time to try eyeliner.

I have given my words and likeness to them to alter as they see fit. It is a very frightening proposition to have found myself in. They might make me state the strangest comments you have ever heard. They might make me look like a red-bearded hero. Soon we will see.

Thanks to Ben Rollins, Daniel, Faith, Shawn and Allie and the couple other kind folks who I can’t remember your name. I remember one guy was tall with a curly-haired smile. The other was a girl with tall shoes made of an ostrich-looking leather. She had a sleeveless shirt and was very serious. I would also like to thank Tiger Pants, my trusted advisor.

Good day.

Update: See the film here.

– kyle